So you want to get in touch with me do you? Hmmmm...I hope it is for something exciting and interesting. Maybe you have some feedback on something I have written. If so, then please make it constructive, especially if I have made a mistake somewhere! Anything offensive or abusive will be deleted. I probably won't even read to the end, unless it is really engaging. Internet trolls aren't very engaging though.
Maybe you just want to chat! Or maybe you want to tell me about a perfect flat white. Either way, whatever the reason, feel free to use the methods below. I will try to answer as quickly as I can. Unless you're spamming me...
You could send me a message on Facebook by clicking here. I know. Smooth right?
Or you could email me on firstname.lastname@example.org
If you want to send me a postcard from a faraway place, then message me as above and I will send you an address you can use!! I love postcards. I'm pretty good at replying too, so make sure you send me a return address.