If I have learned anything about the internet, it is that once it goes online, it is never truly gone, rising up to haunt you during job interviews after some overly-conscientious jerk reads beyond the first page of Google search results. Regardless, I shall push on...

My name is Kaine Harris, and I love to travel and to write. I want to see the wonders of the world, both great and small, and to be amazed by them all. 

I was born and raised in New Zealand, the small island nation in a corner of the South Pacific. Famous for a bunch of things that aren't really all that important like playing rugby, adventure tourism and being a generally nice bunch of people to go and visit.  

I also love to make people laugh. I have been both blessed and cursed with a dry sense of humour. Armed with this, I shall do my best to enlighten and entertain you, sharing my perspective on this beautiful blue planet we all call home. 

Feel free to subscribe and follow along with me. I hope you enjoy reading as much as I enjoy writing. 

Also, before I forget, I swear. A lot. Sorry.